Homebrew
Pie to the Face
1-level Conjuration
Casting Time: 1 action
Range/Area: 30ft
Components: V, S
Duration: Instantaneous
Attack/Save: Dexterity
Damage/Effect: 1d4 bludgeoning
You conjure a cream pie and launch it into a creature's face. Make a dexterity check against the target. If you succeed, the creature takes 1d4 bludgeoning damage and is blinded until they use an action, bonus action, or reaction to wipe the cream from their face. If you fail, the creature dodges and takes no damage.
At higher levels: The spell creates more than one pie when you reach higher levels: two pies at 5th level, three pies at 11th level, and four pies at 17th level. You can direct the pies at the same target or at different ones. Make a separate dexterity check for each pie.
Available for: Artificer (Gadabout), Bard